Four questions for the President

A friend of mine sent me this, and it's too good not to share. (Thanks, Tammy!)

The President went to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and the President asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when one-half of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. The President informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume the President says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. The President points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when one-half of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"